The Chasm Isn't Fixed Yet.

Dear internet.

You are a Fuckup.

I don’t wanna be your friend, and I am not talking to you as of now.

Yours in Hatred.

Liz

Dear Woman in my town,

Please never venture out into public with the outfit you wore today.

Clearly your leggings are not the correct size, and wearing them as trousers certainly didn’t help.

You also seem to have tried to eradicate VPL.

The reason I know that is because I could see your vagina quite clearly

PLEASE NEVER AGAIN.

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ipod stop being full -.-

...I just kissed a Coke can.

metalcumguzzlinggutterslutforyou:

dear-marisa:

I am so apathetic to basic health precautions.

Did it come from a vending machine or a box?

RAT PISS. in Marisa’s Mouth.

God.

The apprentice is so good.

SURALUN. OR TRUMPUS.

To have a Coke, or not to have a Coke?

dear-marisa:

That is the question…

LIFE-CHANGING DECISION, HERE.

This is going to directly impact the quality of my sleep tonight…

you only live forever.

OH MARISA IS A MARISICLE.

*WARMS MARISA WITH HER HELLFIRE*

I don't get how the singer/screamer/whoever of a "metal" band could be chubby.

dear-marisa:

gru3some:

You do so much stuff and you sweat so much.

How are you still chubby?!

Beer. Lots of beer.

And Pizza.

This is so my boyfriend.